The Paradigm of Misspelling

This a lovely place where everything is misspelled and everyone frolicks in fields of pretty flowers! Or not...






Tuesday, September 30, 2003

 
IF YOU BE IN 1147, MAKE HASTE TO THAT THAR BLOG!!!!!!

Got sick this morning. Several times. But, on the plus side, I got to go home and sleep.

Was antarctic explorer today. Good thing, too, 'cause it was cold.

Clare was sick too. Wonder if it was the Calculus...?

Bug went to first Violin lesson today. Yay.

Should buy Jeanne. I want to know more, and it's only 7 volumes... $35 from Sasuga. I should propose this to my mother...

Wrote a detailed schedule. Wooboy. It's full.

Wish I could watch some Gundam...

*Looks up horoscope* I hope this is good...

Not really. Only the ones from pop magazines are really good.

AND! Marta has my birthday. I am so older than the traitor... Tom is too. So, yeah!

ehehehehe... ym.com and seventeen.com. Hopefully these will give me something good...

...ym fails.

...seventeen fails as well. *sigh* I guess I'll just have to be content to stop flirting with all of his friends...

Burned Out
You're just breezing through this breakup, acting normal when you see him with other girls. If you're really over him, give your well-adjusted self a pat on the back. Maybe you've mastered the delicate art of being dumped. But if you're masking miserable feelings, stop trying to fool yourself and others. Your passive attitude may be cause for concern. "I wonder what's going on inside that you're not vocalizing," he says. "You could very easily be denying your feelings." You can't get over your ex by pretending he doesn't exist, but you can learn to live with his existence.


Yes, I have stooped to taking stupid quizes on seventeen.com because I am SO BORED!

Now, quiz #2 Are You a Jerk Magnet? I am bored...

Ms. Softie
Sometimes you sympathize a little too much with those misunderstood bad boys. But it's mostly because you think (each and every time), Hey I can change him — it'll just take some patience. Well, think again. You can't transform a total dud into a perfect gentleman — he'll have to make the attitude adjustment on his own. It's cool if you don't mind his breaking a date with you to watch the game with his buddies once in a while, but it's another thing if he pretends you don't exist whenever they're around. If you don't know how to tell whether he's out of line, ask your friends to be brutally honest — they'll be only happy to oblige.

Now #3 Do you live to love or love to fight? I'm guessing the latter...

Even Steven
You're pretty even keeled; you know when to give in to your loving whims and when to stand your ground. There is a neon streak of independence in your soul, one that lights you up and makes people respect you. But you also have an armored heart, and not many people know the secret password to your softer side. This can make the ones around you think you're cold or uncaring. Be careful that you take into account other people's feelings — some keep their heart where it's easy to pierce.

...pretty accurate...

Quiz #4

Lovesick
Look in the mirror. Is there a great big goofy grin on your face? Thought so. You're in love, and with good reason. Your guy spoils you with affection, accepts your faults as well as your strengths and values your opinion. Take these few tips for keeping your flower in bloom: Maintain your independence. Joining lips with your guy is nice; joining identities with him is not. Don't neglect your gal pals. And most important, relish this wonderful thing you're found!

...nani o? Maybe 'cause none of the answers really pertained to me, so I chose for hypothetical situation...? *is confused*

*skips #5*

#6

Friendly Feelings
The male courting ritual can be a tough one to interpret. "Sometimes I'm obnoxious and joke around with girls I like," admits Mike, 17, also from Connecticut. "Other times, I'm nice and overly considerate." It's obvious this boy thinks you're cool, but he may think of you as a friend rather than a girlfriend. "Girls that I like as just friends, I treat more like guy buddies," says Mike. If you want the friendship to grow into something more, you'll need to drop some subtle hints: Agree to wash cars with him for charity as long as he buys you dinner afterward. And until sparks fly -- even if they never do -- consider yourself lucky to have such a good guy pal.

#7

Contemplating Dating
When you were passing him a soda and your hand brushed against his, you noticed not only how soft his skin was, but also how crimson your cheeks turned. According to Fagan, your suddenly ultrafriendly feelings are normal. "At one point or another, everyone questions how they really feel about their guy or girl friend," she says. Whatever caused this subtle change of heart, you do need to determine if your feelings are for real or only fantasies -- before you act on them. Are you truly attracted to him, or are you just jealous of other girls sharing his attention? You don't want to risk leading him on or losing friendship if you're not really ready to date him.

Again, making up answers, and this is what I get... It's not my fault I don't have any long-term friends. That would be the Army's thing.

#8

Combat-Ready
They say all's fair in love and war -- and you seem to have dating down to a military science. Sure, you'll take advantage of any strategic opportunities that pop up, like partnering on a project or offering a stranded guy a ride. But you're not about to take the rap for him with the principal pr sign up for a class you don't like just to get on your boy's good side. Instead, you have the confidence to simply be up-front about your feelings. "You don't have to waste the summer letting him know you exist," says Lopez. You can take 10- minutes at lunch or at the bus stop instead." Because you want a guy to like you for you, you don't need all the stunts and the sucking up to turn his head your way.

Now where are my boots? *digs*

#9

The Maybe Man
He's a nice-guy in training. He might not always do the right thing, but he's definitely trying. Get to know him better and see if, as his nervousness disappears, his manners get a little better.

#10

One of the Guys

Whether it's a baseball game, burping contest or sports talk, you're not afraid to join the guys. You would much rather play with them than watch them from the sidelines. You feel comfortable hanging out with the boys, and because you do, they also feel at ease with you. Guys love girls like you, who they have a ton of fun with and can really relate to, but just remember that this might make them view you as they view their best buds. For this reason, don't assume that your crush doesn't like you just because he fails to recognize your relationship as more than friendship. Drop some subtle (yet obvious -- remember these are guys we're dealing with) hints to make sure you let him know that you're interested in him.

#11

"It's Just...A Little Crush..."

Sure, you might have your eye on that hunky quarterback on your school's football team, but that doesn't mean you're sprinting with pom-poms to join the pep squad. "You know what's important to you, like friends, family and after-school stuff, but you keep your crush as just that -- a crush," says singer Jennifer Paige, who knows all too well about those heart-pounding moments; her hit song, "Crush," was inspired by a former relationship. So although you and Mr. Hottie mutually complain about Mrs. Friedlhofer's cooking class, you wait until after he's left the room to high-five yourself for keeping your cool. "If you and your crush feel comfortable talking to each other, then a date might not be too far off in the future," predicts Paige.


DUDE! GET HOME FROM PRACTICE ALREADY!

#12

Master of the Male Species

You've got guys totally figured out -- there's no mystique there!

..interesting quiz... NOT.

#13

Balanced Boyfriend
(real age: 15-20)
This guy is just right: He's able to have fun with your friends and handle your calculus homework crisis. When he makes a promise to call, you know he'll follow through -- even if it's not until he finishes studying. He can be ultra silly or extra serious, depending on the occasion. But he knows when to act his age and when it's all right to act half that; let him know that you appreciate both sides of his personality, and he'll treat you right. According to Walsh, if you feel valued and are also having fun when you're in his company, then he's definitely a good match for you.

#14... is the same as the 1st...

#15

Cat

You are mature and soulful. You see boys as your equals and don't enjoy it when they need you too much. Besides, you have lots going on in your life, and you're very independent. Unfortunately, some guys can be intimidated by a non-needy girl. But don't change, sister! A cat can be the perfect companion until you find a mature mate.*


#16

Mr. Actions-Speak-Louder-Than-Words!
You may not get a monthly stack of love letters, but this boy shows his appreciation by being thoughtful and considerate, time and again. The trick is learning to interpret his actions. "This personality loves by doing. Whenever he changes a tire, or carries your bag or opens a door, hear him saying, 'I care about you,'" Farrell explains. Although your boy may not be verbally expressive, his feelings are solid.

Lalalala.... Making things up...

#17... is messed up. And that's th end folks. No more.

Now I eat food. *cries* Where are they all!?



posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 6:25 PM

Sunday, September 28, 2003

 
When Doves Cry
"When Doves Cry" (by Prince)
How could you just leave me standing,
Alone in a world so cold?
Maybe you're just too demanding.
Maybe I'm just like my father--too bold.
Maybe you're just like my mother.
She's never satisfied.
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like,
When doves cry.


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Virgin to many things you are. Just get drunk and have sex dammit. And not with yourself anymore . . . .
Congratulations!! You're a glass of water!! . .. um


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posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 6:19 PM

Saturday, September 27, 2003

 

Enneagram
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...For Andy


posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 4:32 PM

Thursday, September 25, 2003

 
Horoscope: Miscommunications will happen unless you're very careful.

Tom: Pshaw. You lie, horoscope.

*this morning*

Tom: I told you last night about that!

Me: No, you didn't. You said you'd tell me this morning.

Tom: Yes I did.

Me: No you didn't. Wait-- Our horoscope was right!

Tom: *laughs*

Me: See? And you doubted it.

(end awesome conversation)

Didn't call Katana. Bad me.

Bringing home people for folding party. Yay.

Not going w/ rice to HC anymore. Teehee.

Jeff asked Clare, but she missed the flower, so he had to go do it again. 'Twas funny.

23 people in our group, so we can't get reservations. More on that later...

Yeah... I'm a meanie butt. Oh well.

Game was bad. Oh well....

Yeah. Done.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 9:39 PM

Monday, September 22, 2003

 
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Right. Enduring motherly stuff. "Are you lying to me? Are you sure nothing happened at school today?" Nothing that wasn't to be expected...

Maybe others can just go on as if nothing has happened, but I can't. And now a third has fallen victim to the silence of Amanda. Joy.

Feh. I shouldn't be so bothered by this. I mean, it was me who took action...

Recently, as I have been putting a bit (a BIT) more faith in horoscopes, I find myself duely warned.

"Pisces has a fleeting and almost solitary spirit which may provoke the Aries authoritarian tendencies, and the two signs do not soothe each other. Pisces readily submits to domination, since he or she is awash in an inner world where reality has little effect. The vitality of Aries provides needed security. The couple will function if the Ram surrounds the Pisces with constant affection. If not, the Fish will spawn elsewhere, without even turning around for a final farewell."

Yeah... Not exactly the constant affection type of person.

..."If you are single, the trick is not to be hard on yourself. You have a tendency to be extremely self-critical during this period. Don't get trapped in this kind of negative, downward spiral. "

Yeah... No.

"Overall, this is not one of the strongest months on record,"

No kidding...

..."The New Moon in Libra brings your attention to your relationships and you can make a fresh start in this area as well. "

I wish.

Must. Stop. Dwelling.



So, game tommorrow. Playing in stands. Made Amy a locker poster. One problem: don't know her locker number. Oh, well...


I'm gonna shove off now. All I can do is be depressed, and that doesn't make for good reading, ne? Jaa na.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 7:38 PM

Sunday, September 21, 2003

 
casablanca
"You must remember this, a kiss is still a
kiss". Your romance is Casablanca. A
classic story of love in trying times, chock
full of both cynicism and hope. You obviously
believe in true love, but you're also
constantly aware of practicality and societal
expectations. That's not always fun, but at
least it's realistic. Try not to let the Nazis
get you down too much.


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...I don't think so... I guess.

Beautiful
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Again, not thinkin' so...

Hecate
Hecate


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...I'm done.

*er-hem* Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms!

Actually, no one is talking to me...

Feh.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 3:44 PM

 
First: Went to Mike's saw movie. Then went to other movies w/ family. Got home at 1AM. Yay!

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey: I would rate this as being excellent. You should watch it. Yay.

Seabiscuit: Inspiring. Blah blah blah. It's a but hard to follow in the beginning, but it was good.

Rundown: Most excellente. The Rock is awesome and quite funny. Besides, it's got a dude in a kilt playing bagpipes. He's not hot, though. He's not even Scottish. *sad*

So, yeah. I think I ate too much candy, but... eh.

Today I woke up and read the Scarlet Letter. Joy. Then I got dressed and read physics. My issue is that I REALLY need to get over it, because I can't concentrate. And no concentration equals a bad grade in physics.

Of course, there's also the little matter of not eating even though I know I'm hungry. So then I force myself. And it's bad. Even Maruchan and his ramen did not make me feel better.

Mama was saying that there might not be school because tap water is not safe to drink. I hope she's right.

I probably shouldn't be trying to hide from the truth so much... Yeah, curse it all.

Oh, I don't think I put this here. My depression thing (see below) went up to 62. I have determined my theme song:

I'm Only Happy When it Rains.

I do believe that i have the lyrics to that over on the much neglected Vigilance. I'm sorry, Vigilance. But at least I haven't abandoned you completely. Like some people I know...

By the way, if you're on the Empie, post! Please. I need something to go on.

That is all.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 1:27 PM

Saturday, September 20, 2003

 
jack shiny
Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!"
You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
you're sweetly appealing and you don't let
disappointment get to you. Everybody
identifies with you, because let's face it, why
IS the rum gone?


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And now I actually take the quiz...


jack on mast
Uh-oh - you are "Stop blowing holes in my
ship!" You're a little bit edgy,
honestly, and it's getting in the way of your
natural charm. We understand that life can be
hard, but take a deep breath and have a drink.
Relax.


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But WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE!?


Going to Mike's. Ta.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 2:57 PM

 
Yarr. Did service hours. Went to dinner w/ Katana for b-day. Woke up this morning and watched TNG and Gundam. Jean-Luc is so funny when he's flustered. *giggle*

Yeah. Attack of killer bugs. Hate you, bugs.

Am hungry. This is a change. Perhaps I will actually be motivated by something other than obligation/death threats to eat. *ponders*

Problem set == DOOM. But I have read most of The Scarlet Letter. Yay.

*thinks* Do I have other HW? Left Astro book at school... Left History book at school... Japanese... Just quiz. So, I guess not.

Found out I wouldn't be watching brother while parents go to movie, but going with. Throws wrench in plans. Curses. Oh, well...

*goes off to find hairbrush*

...food.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 2:04 PM

Friday, September 19, 2003

 
By the by, I be updatin' me sidebar. Now it be (hopefully) correct.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 9:16 AM

 
Yarr. Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And I be not up to enjoying it...

Thar be no school, and, by extension, no game.

I might be goin' to party with me friend for her birthday. I be bringin' me grog.

Yarr. I be realizin' the night last that I be obligated to defend the wench o' that son o' a biscuit eater. This be makin' things ever more complicated.

Aye, I be shovin' off on the account with me crew o' gentlemen o' fortune. Avast ye, lest we come for yer booty.

Relevant in joke of the day: "I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty. Arrrr!"

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 8:44 AM

Thursday, September 18, 2003

 
First Love
Utada Hikaru

Your last kiss had the flavor of tabacco
A bitter and sad scent

Where will you be tomorrow at this time?
Who are you thinking of?

You are always gonna be my love
Even if I fall in love with someone else once again
I'll remember to love, you taught me how
You are always gonna be the one
Now it's still a sad love song
Until I'm able to sing a new song

Time stood still, but it's trying to move once more
Full of things I don't want to forget

I'll surely be crying tomorrow at this time
I'll be thinking of you

You will always be inside my heart
There's always a place just for you
I hope that I have a place in your heart, too
Now and forever you are still the one
Now it's still a sad love song
Until I'm able to sing a new song

You are always gonna be my love
Even if I fall in love with someone else once again
I'll remember to love, you taught me how
You are always gonna be the one
Now it's still a sad love song

Now and forever


Yeah. That's not blatantly obvious. Ah well. It's better than what I want to write.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 2:47 PM

 
My mother:

Sure you don't have an interest in anyone else? No Hilber? No Grafton? No upperclassmen?

I barf.

But you what I barf about more? Rumors.

I have no first hand information, no one is giving me any second hand information, and I can't really ask for first hand information because not online/not on speaking terms.

(Begin vague rant which no one wil unnderstand. Gomen.)

Why is hindsight 20/20? Because I'd really like to be able to reflect on things and not find out I've missed stuff. My mother told me something completely

Scratch that. It's true. And I have no words.

All I can do is sit here and cry.

Jaa.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 10:51 AM

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

 
Right. Monday was bad. So:

Clare and Amanda's Page of Hating Boys.

If anyone wants to lend me some webspace to put this up, I would be much obliged.

Lovin' the no school. And Friday is Talk Like a Pirate Day. What could be better?

...A lot of things.

Posting now. Yay!

Love errorwear (see 1147 for that.)

For the answer to this trivia question, or to find out more information about nasa, visit www.nasa.gov.

Relevant in-joke of the day: "Ms. Maeda, will you marry me?"

Yarr. Ahoy, I'm done Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 7:14 PM

Sunday, September 14, 2003

 
Yay, OverClocked! If you have forgotten OverClocked you can check my archives/my sidebar. Yeah, they r0x0r.

Trying to post, but it's hard. Tristan wants me to be Alpha Squadron CO. All I have to say is: Coolness. Katana concurs.

I hate insensitive people who decide to misunderstand everything so as to twist the blame around on the other person. *cough*

Still kicking around a story idea, but it would require research. I don't wanna research... Feh.

Got a bit further on my letter to Kana. Yay!

I wish we could have gone to the Burke Centre Fall Festival, but we didn't. *sad*

Chibi-chans came last night. Needless to say my hair was brushed to no end.

Decided to make ReMix CD (orange!).

Trying to start thinking in Japanese, but it's hard.

Been a bit more angry than usual lately. Maybe I should try to tone it down.

Jeans. Yes.

And I have to express my thoughts on the Cherurururururu situation: NANI O!? Although I totally understand about that attention/not thing. Believe me. Maybe it's something gender related?

Now Cherurururu's mom thinks she has anorexia. All I have to say is: I told you I didn't have it. And did you listen to me? No. You're smaller than me!

All your mallets are belong to us.

It occurs to me I should get around to fixing my comments. Feh.

Yay for Javascript.

I fish on AIM and catch... a Tana. Jeans. Yes.

Jaa na.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 5:51 PM

Thursday, September 11, 2003

 
feh. What is this strangeness, blogger? Grr.

Must actually post now.

Jaa.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 8:55 PM

Tuesday, September 09, 2003

 
Environmentalist
Threat rating: Low. You are annoying, but too much
of a softy tree hugger to pose any threat to
the mighty machine of Republican progress. And
the FBI know where you live.


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posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 10:06 PM

 
Sirius Black is your Hunk of Burnin' Love.
Sirius Black is your Hunk Burnin' Love.


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Love this:

Thank you very much. I shall have you cloaked with purple garmets and have Kysob walk you through the corridors proclaiming your greatness.

Master of Puppets-- Well liked enough for a background person-- your ambitions lie in the fact that you know too much. Charming,usually nice and gentle... would would the point in making peop
The Master of Puppets (The art of making people
believe what you wanted was their idea)


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Except I'm not a Slytherin... Oh, well. Manipulation is definately the shady side of Ravenclaw goodness.

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Wow. On second thought, about that quiz up a couple....

Late. Done. Jaa.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 9:38 PM

Sunday, September 07, 2003

 
Note to everyone--- The apocolypse is coming.

Now that I've gotten that off my chest...

Stupid Raine. Was I talking to her? No. And can she do math? I don't think so. Anyway, I move on.

I'm talking to Umi. Wish I could get a straight answer out of idiot "llama" over there. Totally the jerkwad.

Am relieved Katana did not brings sledgehammer to game on Friday. Aerial asked me on the bus if she would, and I didn't know. Although, since I'm in angry mode...

No hot water. Joy. Saw LEG. Ate cake at Andy's. I don't think he ever wants to see us again.

Finished homework. Disturbed by stuff.

I wish I was a Gundam pilot. Then I could self destruct, blow some stuff up, and wake up in a month at the circus.

On second thought, clowns are scary...

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 8:58 PM

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

 
Kay, so AP Physics is a literal death wish. All I have to say is: Ow, pain. I won't give up, though!

Going to Braddock for football on Fri w/ pep band. Playing snare. Yay. I get to see everyone. I probably won't recognize them. Meh. As long as I don't get accused of fratrenizing w/ the enemy...

Must read half of October sky by first period tommorow.

My life is pain...

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 8:20 PM

Monday, September 01, 2003

 
greenhair
Your anime hair color is green.


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bluehair
Your anime hair color is blue.


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whitehair
Your anime hair color is white.


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I couldn't decide...

Go now. Jaa.

 

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